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Thu Jun 28, 2007, 12:07 AM
HELLO, I AM GOD.

BECOMING A FOLLOWER.
IF YOU WATCH ME YOU WILL BE COUNTED AS ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS, AS SUCH I WILL GRANT YOU GREAT GIFTS, SUCH AS FREE ENTRY TO HEAVEN, THE RIGHT TO STRIKE DOWN WHOMEVER YOU CHOSE AND THE ABILITY TO FLY*.
*Terms and conditions apply.

PRAYERS.
TO LEAVE A PRAYER, JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON GOD'S HOME PAGE.

SUGGESTION BOX.
THE MAKE GOD A SUGGESTION PLEASE SEND GOD A NOTE.

FOLLOWERS: 18
HEATHENS AND BLASPHAMERS: 6,530,237,969

MY FOLLOWERS
~Knalljaas
~sakuramustDIE
~Drpenguin57
~Megamangeek
~Cheetana
~Cupra0607R
*DuffPappy
~despairinspired
~asaire
~MostAnnoyingKidEv0r
~caitlinis3D
~Anaxagorous
~TheCandyNinja
*R0SHAMB0
~Brizney6
*richardj
~Superwhat
=Kellalizard

GOD'S FAQ:

Q: Who are the *%$! do you think you are?
A: UM.. I'M GOD.

Q: What happens if a give God a subscription?
A: ASWELL AS ALL THE BENIFITS OF BEING A FOLLOWER, YOU WILL BE GRANTED HOLY LAND**!!

Q: You are going to hell for this. (not really a question)
A: NOT REALLY, ME AND LUCIFER DON'T REALLY GET ON, I WOULDN'T BE WELCOME.

**God reserves the right to give the same piece of holy land to as many different people as he wants.

8 Comments | Previous Journal Entries
  • Listening to: My laughter drowning ouThe cries of suffering
  • Reading: My Book (The Bible)
  • Watching: The Humans.
  • Playing: God
  • Eating: N/A - I am God
  • Drinking: N/A - I am God

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Beyond Space and Time.
  • Interests: Creation, Almightyness, Existence, Sending messengers
  • Favourite genre of music: Prayer Hymns... and Take That.
  • Favourite artist: That one who painted me real good.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Not Richard Dawkins thats for sure.
  • Favourite game: The Earth
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Universe
  • Personal Quote: Let There Be Light
  • Tools of the Trade: Thunderbolts My Almightyness

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:iconkieranfoy:
~Kieranfoy Feb 23, 2009, 8:08:20 PM
Sorry, I prefer the other guy. Or, would, if he existed. But he doesn't. Neither than you.

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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!

I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
:icon13thchild:
*13thchild Jan 22, 2009, 7:01:21 PM
Dude, you owe me, BIG TIME.

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"Attention Dualists! My hair is being assaulted!"
:iconlupinne:
~Lupinne Jun 18, 2008, 12:04:05 PM
I like Richard Dawkins.
Am I getting doomed?

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:glomp::O_o::love::dance::threaten::excited::ahoy::yawnstretch:
[link] -click XD
:iconanaxagorous:
~Anaxagorous Nov 15, 2007, 9:19:00 AM
Dear God:

What the HELL were you thinking?

Write back soon.

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Question me not;
I am the one that binds this world!
You follow without sight;
I grow stronger every day!
Take the souls I have damned;
Burn them in my name!
These are the burning times;
The years of pain!
:iconficklefiend:
=Ficklefiend Aug 27, 2007, 8:07:58 AM
ONLY DEATH SPEAKS IN CAPITAL S!

--
"What's so good about sad?"
"It's happy for deep people."
:iconkellalizard:
~Kellalizard Jul 30, 2007, 4:09:32 AM
hi god, you rock ^^ the devil sucks. go god!!! WOOOP!

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:heart::flaguk:PROUD:flaguk::heart:
:flaguk:THE WHO OBSESSED:flaguk:
:heart:~fire-angel-dreadnaut:heart:
~We are the Mods, we are the Mods, we are, we are, we are the Mods~
:iconknalljaas:
~Knalljaas May 22, 2007, 11:53:25 AM
I want the Holy Handgrenade of Antiochia!
My Boss is a Demon, Its my last chance!

Pleeeze, God, give it to meee!

:worship:

btw: I never thought God would be interested in the internet.... ^^

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Hello there! :giggle:
Hell here! :evillaugh:
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:iconalmighty-god:
~ALMIGHTY-GOD Jun 28, 2007, 12:00:18 AM
THE CLOSEST I CAN GET IS A STANDARD HOLY HAND GRENADE, I HAVE SEALED IT INSIDE A COPY OF WORMS ARMAGEDDON AND IT IS WAITING FOR YOU IN YOUR NEAREST GAME STORE

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God.
:iconbelieverster:
~Believerster May 22, 2007, 8:02:10 AM
I know gay sex is a sin, but what if it's done in church?

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I will not bow to a God that I can't look in the face - Aesop Rock
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