HELLO, I AM GOD.
BECOMING A FOLLOWER.
IF YOU WATCH ME YOU WILL BE COUNTED AS ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS, AS SUCH I WILL GRANT YOU GREAT GIFTS, SUCH AS FREE ENTRY TO HEAVEN, THE RIGHT TO STRIKE DOWN WHOMEVER YOU CHOSE AND THE ABILITY TO FLY*.
*Terms and conditions apply.
PRAYERS.
TO LEAVE A PRAYER, JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON GOD'S HOME PAGE.
SUGGESTION BOX.
THE MAKE GOD A SUGGESTION PLEASE SEND GOD A NOTE.
FOLLOWERS: 18
HEATHENS AND BLASPHAMERS: 6,530,237,969
MY FOLLOWERS
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Knalljaas
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sakuramustDIE
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Drpenguin57
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Megamangeek
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Cheetana
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Cupra0607R
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DuffPappy
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despairinspired
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asaire
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MostAnnoyingKidEv0r
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caitlinis3D
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Anaxagorous
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TheCandyNinja
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R0SHAMB0
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Brizney6
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richardj
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Superwhat
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Kellalizard
GOD'S FAQ:
Q: Who are the *%$! do you think you are?
A: UM.. I'M GOD.
Q: What happens if a give God a subscription?
A: ASWELL AS ALL THE BENIFITS OF BEING A FOLLOWER, YOU WILL BE GRANTED HOLY LAND**!!
Q: You are going to hell for this. (not really a question)
A: NOT REALLY, ME AND LUCIFER DON'T REALLY GET ON, I WOULDN'T BE WELCOME.
**God reserves the right to give the same piece of holy land to as many different people as he wants.
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When a caveman declared an oddly shaped rock holy, the caveman who said, "You stupid, it just rock," was the first Atheist.
He was also the first person to have his skull crushed by a sacred rock, but such is the cut and thrust of theological debate.
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If there were a porkchop in this wall, i would so eat it!~ AVGN
Am I getting doomed?
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[link] -click XD
What the HELL were you thinking?
Write back soon.
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Question me not;
I am the one that binds this world!
You follow without sight;
I grow stronger every day!
Take the souls I have damned;
Burn them in my name!
These are the burning times;
The years of pain!
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"What's so good about sad?"
"It's happy for deep people."
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~We are the Mods, we are the Mods, we are, we are, we are the Mods~
My Boss is a Demon, Its my last chance!
Pleeeze, God, give it to meee!
btw: I never thought God would be interested in the internet.... ^^
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Hello there!
Hell here!
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God.
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I will not bow to a God that I can't look in the face - Aesop Rock
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