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Thu Jun 28, 2007, 12:07 AM
HELLO, I AM GOD.

BECOMING A FOLLOWER.
IF YOU WATCH ME YOU WILL BE COUNTED AS ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS, AS SUCH I WILL GRANT YOU GREAT GIFTS, SUCH AS FREE ENTRY TO HEAVEN, THE RIGHT TO STRIKE DOWN WHOMEVER YOU CHOSE AND THE ABILITY TO FLY*.
*Terms and conditions apply.

PRAYERS.
TO LEAVE A PRAYER, JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON GOD'S HOME PAGE.

SUGGESTION BOX.
THE MAKE GOD A SUGGESTION PLEASE SEND GOD A NOTE.

FOLLOWERS: 18
HEATHENS AND BLASPHAMERS: 6,530,237,969

MY FOLLOWERS
~Knalljaas
~sakuramustDIE
~Drpenguin57
~Megamangeek
~Cheetana
~Cupra0607R
*DuffPappy
~despairinspired
~asaire
~MostAnnoyingKidEv0r
~caitlinis3D
~Anaxagorous
~TheCandyNinja
*R0SHAMB0
~Brizney6
*richardj
~Superwhat
=Kellalizard

GOD'S FAQ:

Q: Who are the *%$! do you think you are?
A: UM.. I'M GOD.

Q: What happens if a give God a subscription?
A: ASWELL AS ALL THE BENIFITS OF BEING A FOLLOWER, YOU WILL BE GRANTED HOLY LAND**!!

Q: You are going to hell for this. (not really a question)
A: NOT REALLY, ME AND LUCIFER DON'T REALLY GET ON, I WOULDN'T BE WELCOME.

**God reserves the right to give the same piece of holy land to as many different people as he wants.

8 Comments | Previous Journal Entries
  • Listening to: My laughter drowning ouThe cries of suffering
  • Reading: My Book (The Bible)
  • Watching: The Humans.
  • Playing: God
  • Eating: N/A - I am God
  • Drinking: N/A - I am God

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Beyond Space and Time.
  • Interests: Creation, Almightyness, Existence, Sending messengers
  • Favourite genre of music: Prayer Hymns... and Take That.
  • Favourite artist: That one who painted me real good.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Not Richard Dawkins thats for sure.
  • Favourite game: The Earth
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Universe
  • Personal Quote: Let There Be Light
  • Tools of the Trade: Thunderbolts My Almightyness

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:iconkieranfoy:
~Kieranfoy Feb 23, 2009, 8:08:20 PM
Sorry, I prefer the other guy. Or, would, if he existed. But he doesn't. Neither than you.

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When a caveman declared an oddly shaped rock holy, the caveman who said, "You stupid, it just rock," was the first Atheist.

He was also the first person to have his skull crushed by a sacred rock, but such is the cut and thrust of theological debate.
:icon13thchild:
*13thchild Jan 22, 2009, 7:01:21 PM
Dude, you owe me, BIG TIME.

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If there were a porkchop in this wall, i would so eat it!~ AVGN
:iconlupinne:
~Lupinne Jun 18, 2008, 12:04:05 PM
I like Richard Dawkins.
Am I getting doomed?

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:glomp::O_o::love::dance::threaten::excited::ahoy::yawnstretch:
[link] -click XD
:iconanaxagorous:
~Anaxagorous Nov 15, 2007, 9:19:00 AM
Dear God:

What the HELL were you thinking?

Write back soon.

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Question me not;
I am the one that binds this world!
You follow without sight;
I grow stronger every day!
Take the souls I have damned;
Burn them in my name!
These are the burning times;
The years of pain!
:iconficklefiend:
=Ficklefiend Aug 27, 2007, 8:07:58 AM
ONLY DEATH SPEAKS IN CAPITAL S!

--
"What's so good about sad?"
"It's happy for deep people."
:iconkellalizard:
~Kellalizard Jul 30, 2007, 4:09:32 AM
hi god, you rock ^^ the devil sucks. go god!!! WOOOP!

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:heart::flaguk:PROUD:flaguk::heart:
:flaguk:THE WHO OBSESSED:flaguk:
:heart:~fire-angel-dreadnaut:heart:
~We are the Mods, we are the Mods, we are, we are, we are the Mods~
:iconknalljaas:
~Knalljaas May 22, 2007, 11:53:25 AM
I want the Holy Handgrenade of Antiochia!
My Boss is a Demon, Its my last chance!

Pleeeze, God, give it to meee!

:worship:

btw: I never thought God would be interested in the internet.... ^^

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Hello there! :giggle:
Hell here! :evillaugh:
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:iconalmighty-god:
~ALMIGHTY-GOD Jun 28, 2007, 12:00:18 AM
THE CLOSEST I CAN GET IS A STANDARD HOLY HAND GRENADE, I HAVE SEALED IT INSIDE A COPY OF WORMS ARMAGEDDON AND IT IS WAITING FOR YOU IN YOUR NEAREST GAME STORE

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God.
:iconbelieverster:
~Believerster May 22, 2007, 8:02:10 AM
I know gay sex is a sin, but what if it's done in church?

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I will not bow to a God that I can't look in the face - Aesop Rock
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