HELLO, I AM GOD.
BECOMING A FOLLOWER.
IF YOU WATCH ME YOU WILL BE COUNTED AS ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS, AS SUCH I WILL GRANT YOU GREAT GIFTS, SUCH AS FREE ENTRY TO HEAVEN, THE RIGHT TO STRIKE DOWN WHOMEVER YOU CHOSE AND THE ABILITY TO FLY*.
*Terms and conditions apply.
PRAYERS.
TO LEAVE A PRAYER, JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON GOD'S HOME PAGE.
SUGGESTION BOX.
THE MAKE GOD A SUGGESTION PLEASE SEND GOD A NOTE.
FOLLOWERS: 18
HEATHENS AND BLASPHAMERS: 6,530,237,969
MY FOLLOWERS
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Knalljaas
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sakuramustDIE
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Drpenguin57
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Megamangeek
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Cheetana
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Cupra0607R
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DuffPappy
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despairinspired
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asaire
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MostAnnoyingKidEv0r
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caitlinis3D
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Anaxagorous
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TheCandyNinja
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R0SHAMB0
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Brizney6
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richardj
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Superwhat
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Kellalizard
GOD'S FAQ:
Q: Who are the *%$! do you think you are?
A: UM.. I'M GOD.
Q: What happens if a give God a subscription?
A: ASWELL AS ALL THE BENIFITS OF BEING A FOLLOWER, YOU WILL BE GRANTED HOLY LAND**!!
Q: You are going to hell for this. (not really a question)
A: NOT REALLY, ME AND LUCIFER DON'T REALLY GET ON, I WOULDN'T BE WELCOME.
**God reserves the right to give the same piece of holy land to as many different people as he wants.
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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
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"Attention Dualists! My hair is being assaulted!"
Am I getting doomed?
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[link] -click XD
What the HELL were you thinking?
Write back soon.
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Question me not;
I am the one that binds this world!
You follow without sight;
I grow stronger every day!
Take the souls I have damned;
Burn them in my name!
These are the burning times;
The years of pain!
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"What's so good about sad?"
"It's happy for deep people."
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~We are the Mods, we are the Mods, we are, we are, we are the Mods~
My Boss is a Demon, Its my last chance!
Pleeeze, God, give it to meee!
btw: I never thought God would be interested in the internet.... ^^
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Hello there!
Hell here!
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God.
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I will not bow to a God that I can't look in the face - Aesop Rock
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